Despite previous reports that pirates were responsible for hijacking an oil tanker off the coast of Africa, it has emerged that it was in fact a party of British holiday makers who took control of the ship when their own broke down, soon after their tour operator went bust. Helicopters have captured video images of a group of middle aged and elderly women on the boat with painted faces waving makeshift weapons. What appear to be the bodies of the crew are hanging from the communications masts and a large fire has been set on deck. Several satellite calls and emails from the ship are beginning to uncover details of the crisis.
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- thestupidtimes
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I guess this is coming from the British version of The Onion...
Same concept, only the humor is much drier.
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- Found_Avenue
- 12 months ago
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Stupid!
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- samthesixth
- 12 months ago
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keep browsing
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